for the love of mustache.
Calling all fire-breathing rubber duckies. This blog's here for your daily dose of laughter. ;D
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May162013
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)
9PM
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
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9PM
If you whisper the answer to a question to me when I get called on we’re friends
(via lizziemcjagger)
May152013
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
2PM
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
send help
(Source: tarokomatsu, via remainonthedancefloor)
2PM
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
- Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
- Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
- Me: We cool?
- Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
- Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
- Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
- Me: So...can I get out now?
- Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
- Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
- Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
2PM
This girl is walking around school with a blanket that has Nicholas Cage on it
WHY HAS THIS NOT GOT ANY NOTES
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL BUSY TRACKING DOWN THIS GIRL TO STEAL HER BLANKET
OH MY GOD YOURE ALL IDIOTS
ITS A NICHOLAS CAPE
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(Source: hamwhack)
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