actionables:

romance is alive

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

ahsadler:

cavebae:

how making out works

[furiously taking notes]

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch out

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

ladyhistory:

More this-is-getting-out-of-hand Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V

dingdongyouarewrong:

kim-kanye-baby:

What men think feminists look like

what are you talking about this is exactly what we look like

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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